The Body Shop - Downtown

Once a shining example of what an advanced genetic and cybernetics upgrade clinic could be. The Bodyshop, like the rest of downtown, has seen more prosperous times in the past.

However look past the dried blood and brains spattered on the walls, ignore that our medical license expired over 32 years ago and trust in the fact that our technology still (seems) to work. Remember all new upgrades still carry the legendary 72 hour guarantee!

So be ready to book yourself in for an appointment and let our expert team of augmented Doctor’s and Nurse’s pick the upgrade you need for this summer’s extravaganza!

Be it a new set of limbs to replace your own tired originals, a total brain overhaul after suffering mental collapse or merely a memory upload so you can try and remember some of the weekend while you still can. New for this season is The Bodyshop’s very own “Ultra Liver”, which can be tuned by our experts to help you recover from the beverage of your choice, be it Whiskey, Beer or of course Cider!

All of these operations and more will be accompanied by the very best in musical delights ranging from the cutting edge to the traditional, anything to take your mind off the pain as we break out the bone saws and flesh shears!!