The Funeral Parlour
What to do with all the casualties, corpses and the walking dead?
Never fear, The Church of the Sturdy Virgin here to satisfy your funeral needs. Bringing you a place in which the unexpected can and indeed does happen.
We hold a full consultation before you are buried and take time to speak to your friends and loved ones (in private of course... you don't know what will be said about you when you're dead). As well as a personalised service, participants get to choose their own hymn, processional music, receive a personalised death certificate, and contribute a personalised head stone to a graveyard which, of course, grows over the course of the fair, becoming a place of rest and contemplation, as well as a hang out for goths, ghouls and other such creatures of death and misery.
Some testimonials from previous successful burials:
'A very strange but wonderful experience- best funeral I've ever been to- finished off dancing to Jungle!'
'She was always a slut, can't believe she came back from the dead'
'This is the best death I've ever been to, thanks for the party dudes'
'The funeral was the perfect send off for my dear friend- so much so I can say I'm quite disappointed she's still alive'
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