Funkington Manor
Once again upstanding citizens Mr & Mrs Fitz-Sloane, a leading Investment banker and interior designer to the stars respectively, are leaving their angelic teenage daughter Arabella to look after Funkington Manor while they are away on their annual break.
You would have thought that they would have thought better and learned their lesson as last year she planned a party to coincide with the return of her older brothers from university in Bristol. There they had made a bit of a name as party-starting DJs. Arabella decided to use a popular social networking site to advertise the event to her close circle of friends... you can only imagine the carnage that ensued!
It makes you wonder how she explained away the hordes of drunken students asleep in various inappropriate places and states of undress around the house - let alone the mysterious disappearance of most of the wine cellar and why the bathtub was filled to the brim with squirty cream and lettuces?
Still, our sources reveal that this year she is planning a shindig so outrageous, so scandalous that any of last year's chandelier-swinging, champagne swigging antics with look as tame as a toddlers picnic!
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